Chained

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To Lunch

 

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Remember that feature - "What's wrong with this picture"?

Well in this case it's not what's wrong, but what's right!
Look a little closer at what is hanging below the hemline.

Yes indeed, those are heavy steel chains protruding below her skirt.

(And tugging quite severely upon her lips I might add.)

  
  Gina was very excited about going out to one of her favorite lunchtime establishments. An eclectic place with great food. She dressed causally and we were just about to go out the door when I called her back.

I had the perfect accessory to go with her long skirt - three long chains to hang from her rings. They were the perfect length - a few inches below her skirt and a few inches above the floor.

Gina protested anxiously - "but I like that restaurant - what if people notice! I want to be able to got back!"

I listened to her argument, but in the end we went with her wearing the chains anyway.

We had a delightful lunch.

Despite her fears I don't think anyone saw the chains. But a few people may have heard them. They made the most delicious rattling noise as she walked along.

 
So all you guys, pay attention. If you hear an odd clanking noise as that girl walks by you - she just might be wearing chains.